UPS drops off a huge box. I stare at it realizing I can't move it in on my own.
"Need help?"
"No, it's ok, I've got somebody inside."
UPS man stares at me for a moment, looks at my stomach, looks back at me and stands there puzzled before shrugging and walking off.
It's as if he was waiting for hands to burst forth from my vagina and grab the box. What a story that would have been.
I would have just assumed you were making a pretty funny joke...someone inside, that's pretty clever!
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